PIE. As you already know, in my campaign, PIE stands for a completely different thing than what it’s commonly thought of. Instead of a tasty treat that can be cranberry, blueberry, apple, etc. And one that can also have a nice scooping of ice cream, and that is exceptionally good when just taken out of the oven, when it’s warm, and sooooo tasty… … … Sorry. I got of track with the wonderfulness of pie. But on a slightly more serious note, PIE means that I stand for Progress, Innovation, and Economy. And eating pie, but that’s only for helping the economy. Yes, eating pie can help the economy. And your mood. Pie… pie… pie… Sorry. I lost my train of thought again. Progress, innovation and economy are only some of the things that I stand for. The reason that I chose these three things for my campaign slogan is because they all are related to each other, and of course, spell PIE. These three ideas mesh together as well as the ingredients in pie do. The wonderful filling, the crust, and of course the ice cream, all blend together to create an amazing-tasting food. And Progress, innovation, and economy, when ‘baked’ together into the government, create an amazing America, full of happiness and joy for all the people living here (and elsewhere). The reason that I chose PIE for an acronym, besides the fact that pie tastes so good, is perfect for comedy routines, and is all around awesome, is because pie is an all American food. There is no denying that. And I feel that if there is one food to sum up how amazing I can make America if you vote me, it’s PIE.

I have a presidential plan, and all I need is your support.